ratscape:

Double Agent of SHIELD by ratscape

posted 6 hours ago with 422 notes via jemmadanvers (source)
filed under: #a m a z i n g#jemma simmons#agents of shield#marvel

“I see magazines that I might happen to be in, and I think, my boobs aren’t that big in real life. You see the Divergent poster and I go, I want her ass — that ass is so nice. That’s not mine.”

posted 6 hours ago with 254 notes via shailenewoodleydaily (source)
filed under: #shailene woodley

metalbeak:

*cracks knuckles* so i heard you think my favorite character is useless

Karla Souza on the Late Show with Craig Ferguson

posted 1 day ago with 1,594 notes via htgawm-gifs
filed under: #karla souza

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

posted 1 day ago with 131,980 notes via donresslr (source)
filed under: #a c c u r a t e#text

War, terrible war. Widows, orphans, a motherless child. This was the uprising that rocked our land. Thirteen districts rebelled against the country that fed them, loved them, protected them. Brother turned on brother until nothing remained. And then came the peace, hard fought, sorely won. 

posted 1 day ago with 1,568 notes via robertdowneyjrs (source)
filed under: #the hunger games

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

posted 1 day ago with 123,879 notes via campyboobies (source)
filed under: #puns#text

commandermays:

Our question is, we were wondering if Coulson acting like a father figure for all his agents, was that a conscious decision or did it just happen naturally?

allmymetaphors:

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

posted 1 day ago with 259,326 notes via paullwalkers (source)
filed under: #text
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