A list of things that do not offend people
yiffmyass: nyeeeeaaaah: • • • • • why are all the dots black you fucking racist
me looking for important information: first three pages of google
me looking for fics of my otp: check the categories on ff.net and ao3 run all the relevant character names and every imaginable pairing nickname through google go back to the beginning of every livejournal group's archive scour the personal journals of every fic writer that has ever expressed an interest in the pairing go back to google use every advanced search tool at my disposal to filter out all the pages i've already checked wait what about usenet that's still a thing right
don’t trust anyone who wakes up before 11am willingly
Clove: Glimmer, we have to talk to you..
Glimmer: Does lamb stew have carbs?
Clove: Glimmer, you're wearing black pants. It's the last day of training.
Cato: So that's against the rules, and you can't sit with us.
Glimmer: Whatever, those rules aren't real.
Cato: They were real that day I wore the brown shirt!
Glimmer: Because that shirt was disgusting.
Clove: YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!
Glimmer: ..These black pants are all that fits me right now.
Glimmer: Fine. You can fight alone at the cornucopia, bitches.
*walks into Thresh*
Thresh: Watch where you're going, fat ass!