Therapist:
Do you know why you're here today?
Me:
Yes
Therapist:
Can you tell me?
Me:
I'm having trouble grieving a major loss...
Therapist:
I'm sorry. Who was it?
Me:
Emily Prentiss
Therapist:
Me:
Therapist:
From...Criminal Minds?
Me:
Yes
Therapist:
Me:
Therapist:
Me:
Therapist:
Me:
Therapist:
OK....I'm gonna write you a prescription that should help these delusions go away
Me:
IT'S NOT A DELUSION YOU BITCH!!!! IT'S FUCKING HEARTBREAK!