we're all stories in the end.

just make it a good one, eh?
  • dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
  • dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
  • dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
  • dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 60 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
  • dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
"To tell our kids that before they have babies they ought to get married to someone."
— Romney on… guns? (via current)
djkaeru:

immortaliarty:













I have no idea I’m this addicted to tumblr, until today…

djkaeru:

immortaliarty:

I have no idea I’m this addicted to tumblr, until today…

gloomyteens:

i have two photos in my hands. the president who i do not call must immediately return to the white house, pack their bags, and go home. 

rose-papillon:

dav
I’M RIGHT THIS TIME! I FEEL IT IN MY BONES!!

rose-papillon:

dav

I’M RIGHT THIS TIME! I FEEL IT IN MY BONES!!

avenjer:

jeremy make me so hapy

im want cry a lot becase this happen
but wh y
WH y 

ifdrunkwerecookies:

lokis-throbbing-cock:

rude

dead

ifdrunkwerecookies:

lokis-throbbing-cock:

rude

dead

doctorwho:

The “movie poster” for Doctor Who Episode 5: The Angels Take Manhattan
Click the Series 7 link to see posters for the entire first half of Series 7!

doctorwho:

The “movie poster” for Doctor Who Episode 5: The Angels Take Manhattan

Click the Series 7 link to see posters for the entire first half of Series 7!

chocobolatay:

fixed it