we're all stories in the end.

just make it a good one, eh?

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

jesuislegrandefromage:

cuilnestadren:

#also I love how he just lets it happen too #this man has the patience of a saint #he’s so chill #doesn’t give a fuck #he’s just like #yeah sure you can put this thing on my head #I don’t mind #have fun seriously #I’ll just sit here and let it happen #because I’m a six foot four fucking teddy bear #I look like I’ll rip your head from your shoulders #but I’m more likely to give you a cuddle #because I’m Chris fucking Hemsworth

#Actual Norse God and part time Teddy Bear Chris Hemsworth

accio-the-tardis:

accio-the-tardis:

i think we should all wear ponchos on december 21st

roasted-tuspooky:

if you had the chance to change your fate…

would you?

maytheodds:

If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange.

I would give her orange flowers, I would give her orange love letters, I would say “Orange” instead of hello or love.

Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange.

Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor.

cause nothing rhymes with orange I GET IT