"aw yeah hes 24 months old hes growing up so fast"
YOUR CHILD IS 2
what kind of music do presidents like?
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
every time i take a picture with my family i always throw up gang signs to let everyone know who runs this family