My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
CRYING
this is how i run in nightmares
yeah, i do push ups
every time i take a picture with my family i always throw up gang signs to let everyone know who runs this family
As the French press laughs (x).
inspirational quotes
my kraft dinner cup says “do not leave microwave unattended” whats it going to do choke on the macaroni noodles
i left the microwave unattended
someone stole my macaroni
