we're all stories in the end.

just make it a good one, eh?

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

accepted-nerdom:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

usually

I love how Drake loses it

coolman229:

Oh my gosh

I just realized

David TENnant

He played the TENth Doctor.

Matt SmELEVENith

He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.

ghostie00:

so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on
if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always 

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

saltfree:

if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl

fartgallery:

bel0w-zer0:

fartgallery:

what if cars didnt have wheels but had mechanical feet so you just saw cars running around everywhere

It would give running someone over a whole new meaning

a hit and run

anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today

h0llo:

School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick